so...phone is going off due to a needlessly insecure gf who felt the need to send me 5 crazy txts about what bs it is im ignoring her and why wont i answer, whats going on ect...WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER! im not having my good mood sabotaged again for the umpteenth saturday in a row bc of your insecurities!

 Several hours Later......

haha folks, needless to say, while part of me may be a hopless romantic, i can recognize a hopeless situation. this situation did not right itself on its own after hours of "cool off" time...it was waiting for me when i got home. i honestly did nothing but have a few drinks at my friends house, go to the bar, resist the advances of multiple women for the sake of faithfulness, pay my tab, have an overall fun and much needed break from work and a nagging girlfriend, then walk home from the bar to curl up next to my girlfriend in bed. should be the end of the story. but its not. as every guy who ever dated an insecure succubus knows. the irrelevent arguments over my faithfulness, my devotion to our relationship, how many girls i probably made out with and or slept with at the bar...(who sleeps with multiple women at the bar???) ensued as i climed into bed. i was accused of adultery, debauchery, and even tomfoolery!...all because i just needed a day off from guess what? everything i am writing about! (which happens daily) everyone has there breaking point and i have long since reached mine. now, when pushed to that point, i am not a nice person. why should i be? plus, when u make me feel guilty for taking a night of so i dont continually suppress the urge to kill you, why should i be?; so i said alot of things that when told out of context will sound mean and hurtfull, maybe even cruel to a certain group of biased, manhating friends. but needless to say that i am writing this a single man. a statement that leaves me feeling relieved, happy, and finally free of the yolk that bound me. i love people and i love socializing with them. and being told im not allowed to have friends is not an option for me. and being told "you can have friends but if they ever come over here i will be the biggest bitch ever to them" (honest to god real quote) simply will not happen in my reality. i am now free. id be lying if i said i didnt feel a little bad. because obviously i was dating this person for a reason....

 .i liked her. but u cant polish a turd. and this girl wasnt getting any shinier! wish things wouldve worked out differently.....but they didnt and havent despite the every-argument-promises that they will. my favorite part....my ABSOULUTE FAVORITE PART... was when i was told i was no different than her last boyfriend. a loser. youve heard that before? just wait. he was a loser because... and i quote (drumroll please) "he had no job, no money, no car, and no drivers license." this is HILARIOUS to me. not because its true in my case. (i have a job that pays well, a vehicle i own with no payments. a bank account with money in it, and a license) but because she has...guess what? no job. no license. no vehicle. and no money. yet i am being compared to her ex as a loser because of this. not all women are dumb. but most have heads full of whatever dumb shit they think will help them in an argument...and semen. anyway. this was my night and i hope you all enjoy reading this as much as i enjoyed writing it. and ladies. i am now single. you know what you are getting. i want not a relationship. just lots of insane possibly mildy violent sex and no strings. im chris costanzo. and imma be just fine.